Satanists Take Over Pendle!! Traffic tried to stop me, but not even gridlock could keep BAFOSatan from descending on Pendle! By the time I arrived, we were already running late, so naturally, we did the sculpture trail completely the wrong way round. Was it a mistake? Maybe. Was it Satanic efficiency? Absolutely. Then came my main event the ritual and vigil for the Pendle witches! Cloaked in my BAFOSatan cape, armed with a cauldron of cookies and a hefty copy of Demonologie, I bellowed my ritual like a hellfire preacher to the crowd of Satanists below. It felt mighty, theatrical, and surprisingly wholesome as we decorated the witch statue with flowers in memory of those persecuted. But the real chaos? Meeting Simon from Top Hats. His tour was legendary, but things hit peak “Pendle madness” at Alice Nutter’s grave. Gemma sat herself down right on the tombstone without realising, Loki and I laughing quietly as we signally to gem to stand up and that was just in the nick of time as a rand...
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